:: DIEt ::

:: it strikes me as odd that the word diet is just die with a t tacked on for good measure. plump_chump is slowly dieing. not nearly as quickly as i'd like, but it's happening. unfortunately, motivation and ambition are too, but we'll work on that. the above graph is the progress. units have been removed to protect the innocent, or guilty, whichever. close inspection and you'll see we're on our way. however, using my incredible matlab prowess, i extrapolated the curve, added some delineating lines between plumpchump, shojo, and gebnor; and the cross season. in a strange twist of fate, we can see gebnor won't be making a cameo this fall. any suggestions? ::